Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Ans: Because it was two tired!
When is a door not a door? Ans: When it’s ajar.
What did the right eye say to the left eye? Ans: “Between you and me, something smells.”
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? Ans: It suffered from withdrawals.
Did you hear about the great restaurant on the moon? Ans: Great food but no atmosphere.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Ans: Because he was outstanding in his field.